23 December 2012

BlackBeard Santa with Laser Beams

© Mulga 2012, Blackbeard Santa with laser beams, Posca on card, 14.8 x 22 cm

An Ode to BlackBeard Santa

With laser beams coming out of his eyes, 
This Christmas you may be in for a Blackbeard Santa surprise

If you've been bad you'll make him mad
If you've been nice you'll get some chocolate slice

His laser beams are his most prominent feature
They stike the fear into every man and creature

A single short burst can liquify a cat
vaporize a goat or dissolve a rat

Explode a man and vanish a dog
Exterminate a pig and stupefy a frog

So please don't make him mad
These powers of his are very rad

The End

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